Apple cake

It failed because the apples were too old.

They leaked too much juice.

The recipe didn't want to add bourbon but bourbon is good for everything.

The recipe didn't want to add maple syrup but maple syrup rocks the house.

I didn't have a 9" x 9" baking pan.

I am a poor student with no time.

Someone else was in the kitchen taking up space and bumping my elbow.


Not me.